Friday, April 23, 2010

last day

Well today is our last day of school...and i have not had the chance to update this; but seeing as fucking Carlo that worthless ________________________ (fill in the blank - good suggestions are: immigrant, Cow Ovary, bastard, pie, and floor tile) went a head and changed our exam time and said NOTHING to us about it *growls*

Anyhoo.... while sitting in the hall way, and listening to you and Novica talk about the librarians porn book your reading...it occurs to me...

YOUR ALL MESSED UP! OMG!

i mean,

WHO would get a porn book with NO pictures?! i mean, they EVEN have porn for the blind! im sure they like outline the womans tits in dots or something! you can see, and hear and touch...WHY oh WHY would you get a porn book without pictures!? Thats like getting a Baconator without the bacon & cheese! You just dont do it! ITS WRONG and against all of nature!!

And i could go on about that forever, but the newest thing JUST happened!

James said you where a towel...and it took every ounce of strength NOT to ask if i go out and get all wet, could i use you to dry myself off with? But seeing as the previous post was about written porn and how wrong it is - that could comment could only go down hill!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA