Well today is our last day of school...and i have not had the chance to update this; but seeing as fucking Carlo that worthless ________________________ (fill in the blank - good suggestions are: immigrant, Cow Ovary, bastard, pie, and floor tile) went a head and changed our exam time and said NOTHING to us about it *growls*
Anyhoo.... while sitting in the hall way, and listening to you and Novica talk about the librarians porn book your reading...it occurs to me...
YOUR ALL MESSED UP! OMG!
i mean,
WHO would get a porn book with NO pictures?! i mean, they EVEN have porn for the blind! im sure they like outline the womans tits in dots or something! you can see, and hear and touch...WHY oh WHY would you get a porn book without pictures!? Thats like getting a Baconator without the bacon & cheese! You just dont do it! ITS WRONG and against all of nature!!
And i could go on about that forever, but the newest thing JUST happened!
James said you where a towel...and it took every ounce of strength NOT to ask if i go out and get all wet, could i use you to dry myself off with? But seeing as the previous post was about written porn and how wrong it is - that could comment could only go down hill!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Off to a roaring start (of laughter)
So...not 15mins after i made this blog, did another couple amusing things escape the mouth of dear ol'Hope!
1: I made the poor girl watch the music video to Darren Hayes' Popular song. So Allysha said she would never sleep with Darren and me and Hope both said that we WOULD...and the way that she said it would be that she would sleep with him WITH ME! lmao! SORRY HOPE! i love ya, but i aint swinging in that tree or meeting you half way!
2: following this conversation, Novica asked if all ours where 'floppy' too (meaning our Macbooks), but he just went on about how 'his is always floppy"....to get this one, put your mind in the gutter so far that you find Waldo!
:) and the day is not yet over yet! ^_^
1: I made the poor girl watch the music video to Darren Hayes' Popular song. So Allysha said she would never sleep with Darren and me and Hope both said that we WOULD...and the way that she said it would be that she would sleep with him WITH ME! lmao! SORRY HOPE! i love ya, but i aint swinging in that tree or meeting you half way!
2: following this conversation, Novica asked if all ours where 'floppy' too (meaning our Macbooks), but he just went on about how 'his is always floppy"....to get this one, put your mind in the gutter so far that you find Waldo!
:) and the day is not yet over yet! ^_^
Welcome
So this is the 1st post on my blog of all things that Hope has done!
So the best intro would be nothing less then the fact that is now known...
"Hope likes things that vibrate"
take it how you would like, just know, that my mind went so far into the gutter, i think i found ex-Prez Bush and Blowinsky in there somewhere! ^_^
So the best intro would be nothing less then the fact that is now known...
"Hope likes things that vibrate"
take it how you would like, just know, that my mind went so far into the gutter, i think i found ex-Prez Bush and Blowinsky in there somewhere! ^_^
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